Why do daleks eat apples

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An Unidentified frying object! What do you call a doctor in the sewers? Doctor Poo! How does a Dalek keep its skin soft? Why did the Cyberman cross the road? To upgrade the person on the other side! Why do the Daleks eat apples? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!

What's the opposite of K9? Why didn't the Dalek apply for a job at the job centre? There wasn't any temporal-shift work available! Why does the Doctor regularly go to the dentist? He doesn't want to lose his K9! What do you call a time-traveling cow? Doctor Moo! Because they're all fictional mutants. What did the Dalek chef say to the souffle that fell?

What is the Cult of Skaro's favorite food? Darlick bread. Why do fans just eat up Doctor Who jokes? Because they're Dalek-table. What does a Dalegg do right after Lent? It Easter-minates! What special make-up do Daleks apply to their eyestalks? Why are Daleks so frightening? Because they're from Skaros!

What did the hungry Dalek say to the chicken before she crossed the road? Eggs terminate! How are Daleks programmed? They join the Cult of Skaro. What do you call an angry Dalek creator? How do Doctor Who fans know what Daleks are saying? They're dialect-able. Why were Daleks originally attracted to call boxes? Because they were dial-ex-table. What do the Ferengi have in common with Daleks? Both are loathsome toward Who-mans.

What does a Dalek say to an optometrist? My vision is impaired. I cannot see! What happens when a Dalek eats too many bean burritos? Emergency Temporal Shit! They're equally villainous. Is Doctor Who suitable viewing for children? It must be, because kids in grew up without being exterminated by Daleks or deleted by Cybermen. Why are kids in England considered sc-fi savvy? Because nine out of ten British children can identify a Dalek.